Lagt inn: 21/02-2012 19:03
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Lagt inn: 04/05-2012 11:27
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic stuff.
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Peter: What is the name of the molecule [tex]\,CH_2O\,[/tex]?
Sara: seawater
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Peter: What do you do with a dead chemist?
Sara: Barium
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Peter: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Sara: Because it was polar.
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Peter: what do you call a joke that is based on Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?
Sara: CoRnY.
Because it's basic stuff.
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Peter: What is the name of the molecule [tex]\,CH_2O\,[/tex]?
Sara: seawater
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Peter: What do you do with a dead chemist?
Sara: Barium
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Peter: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Sara: Because it was polar.
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Peter: what do you call a joke that is based on Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?
Sara: CoRnY.
Lagt inn: 08/05-2012 18:34
1)
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium
2)
an electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "what are you in for?" to which the latter replied, "for attempting a forbidden transition".
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium
2)
an electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "what are you in for?" to which the latter replied, "for attempting a forbidden transition".
Lagt inn: 08/05-2012 19:31
Feil metode kan noen ganger gi riktig svar:
Lagt inn: 09/05-2012 22:58
feil metode gir alltid riktig svar.:p
Lagt inn: 17/05-2012 17:17
Sikkert gammel for noen, men deler den likevel med de som ikke skulle ha sett den. Jeg hjalp noen med en tidligere eksamen, og oppdaget dette gullkornet fra pondus i et gammelt S2 eksamenssett:
Genialt! Hvorfor har ikke jeg tenkt på det før?
Genialt! Hvorfor har ikke jeg tenkt på det før?
Lagt inn: 14/07-2012 15:37
what does a fat chick and a brick have in common
they both get laid by mexicans
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hva er blomsterfinns favorittgjødsel
butanal
they both get laid by mexicans
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hva er blomsterfinns favorittgjødsel
butanal
Re: ..og så var det vitsene!
Lagt inn: 14/11-2013 04:24
Vet ikke om Mathematica troller eller hva det er, men... http://i.imgur.com/MksC6Ru.png
