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[sEirik]

Haha :-d

"There are an infinite number of numbers in our number system. What percent of them are negative?
You may think 50%, but really, because of zero, it is 49.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999%or 49.9 continuous%.
And, as you know, .9continuous equals 1, due to this mathematical equation thingy:
Let n = .9 continuous. Therefore, 10n = 9.9 continuous.
Subtracting the two equations, we get:
10n = 9.9continuous
- n = .9continuous
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9n = 9
n = 1
Therefore, 49.9continuous% equals 50%. So, 50% of our numbers are negative,
and 50% of our numbers are positive. Zero, which is neither positive
nor negative, then equals 0% of our number system. Therefore, zero does not exist.
COFFEE BREAK!!!

"Unfortunately, since all of us normal people couldn't understand their logic, all they proved was that they had way too much time on their hands, needed a hobby, and deserved to have their budget slashed for wasting work hours on stupid stuff like that^."

[sEirik]

Og her er mer fra samme kilde. Anbefaler artikkelen om Norge, og den om biler. Og den om differensiallikninger.