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Posted: 30/11-2011 01:50
by Janhaa
Chemistry jokes
1)
Two men walks into a bar. The first man orders [tex]\,H_2O\,[/tex]
The second man then says: "hey I'd like some [tex]\,H_2O\,\,[/tex]too. The second man died...[tex]\,H_2O_2[/tex]
2)
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na...
3)
Schrødinger's cat walks into a bar...and doesn't...
Posted: 30/11-2011 01:58
by Nebuchadnezzar
Wanna hear a joke about Kalsium ?
k
Posted: 30/11-2011 02:27
by Aleks855
Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO.
Posted: 30/11-2011 02:28
by Gustav
Posted: 30/11-2011 08:21
by drgz
hehe, xkcd på sitt beste.
Ikke relatert til matematikk, men synes denne og var artig:
Posted: 30/11-2011 10:51
by Janhaa
Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Wanna hear a joke about Kalsium ?
k
Var d ironsik nebbe-nebu
Sodium---nei (Na)
Kalsium--Calcium
Kalium--Potassium
Posted: 30/11-2011 10:55
by Janhaa
What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
HeHe
Posted: 30/11-2011 10:59
by drgz
Janhaa wrote:What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
HeHe
HeHe, den var g33k!
Posted: 30/11-2011 14:30
by Janhaa
A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He want to pay when the bartender says: "for you, no charge".
Posted: 30/11-2011 14:40
by Nebuchadnezzar
Jeg finder tykke mennesker mer tiltrekkende end andre.
Men det kan ha noge med fysikkens lover aa gjøre
Posted: 30/11-2011 14:41
by Kork
Nebuchadnezzar wrote:Jeg finder tykke mennesker mer tiltrekkende end andre.
Men det kan ha noge med fysikkens lover aa gjøre
lol
Posted: 20/12-2011 20:00
by Nebuchadnezzar
Noen finner denne sikkert veldig morsom akkuratt nå, mens andre kanskje begynner å gråte =)
Posted: 20/12-2011 20:11
by mikki155
Can nitrogen and oxygen react?
NO
hihii ^^
Posted: 06/02-2012 21:25
by Kork
Reddit tullball:
Posted: 18/02-2012 13:53
by Per Spelemann
Hvordan kunne Jesus mette fem tusen med fem brød og to fisker?
Kanskje han brukte matte for å mette:
I stedet for å dele et brød på tusen,
så tok han og delte det på en tusendel.
