..og så var det vitsene!
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
Because it's basic stuff.
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Peter: What is the name of the molecule [tex]\,CH_2O\,[/tex]?
Sara: seawater
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Peter: What do you do with a dead chemist?
Sara: Barium
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Peter: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Sara: Because it was polar.
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Peter: what do you call a joke that is based on Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?
Sara: CoRnY.
Because it's basic stuff.
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Peter: What is the name of the molecule [tex]\,CH_2O\,[/tex]?
Sara: seawater
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Peter: What do you do with a dead chemist?
Sara: Barium
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Peter: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
Sara: Because it was polar.
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Peter: what do you call a joke that is based on Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?
Sara: CoRnY.
La verken mennesker eller hendelser ta livsmotet fra deg.
Marie Curie, kjemiker og fysiker.
[tex]\large\dot \rho = -\frac{i}{\hbar}[H,\rho][/tex]
Marie Curie, kjemiker og fysiker.
[tex]\large\dot \rho = -\frac{i}{\hbar}[H,\rho][/tex]
1)
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium
2)
an electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "what are you in for?" to which the latter replied, "for attempting a forbidden transition".
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium
2)
an electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "what are you in for?" to which the latter replied, "for attempting a forbidden transition".
La verken mennesker eller hendelser ta livsmotet fra deg.
Marie Curie, kjemiker og fysiker.
[tex]\large\dot \rho = -\frac{i}{\hbar}[H,\rho][/tex]
Marie Curie, kjemiker og fysiker.
[tex]\large\dot \rho = -\frac{i}{\hbar}[H,\rho][/tex]
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Per Spelemann
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Feil metode kan noen ganger gi riktig svar:
Sikkert gammel for noen, men deler den likevel med de som ikke skulle ha sett den. Jeg hjalp noen med en tidligere eksamen, og oppdaget dette gullkornet fra pondus i et gammelt S2 eksamenssett:
Genialt! Hvorfor har ikke jeg tenkt på det før?
Genialt! Hvorfor har ikke jeg tenkt på det før?
Fry: Hey, professor. Which course do you teach?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Vet ikke om Mathematica troller eller hva det er, men... http://i.imgur.com/MksC6Ru.png
