Hehehe. Den synes jeg var morsom!Emomilol skrev:Når captcha ikke er nok: http://www.bildr.no/view/189067
"Describe briefly the geometry of the Universe for each of the cases".
..og så var det vitsene!
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"Describe briefly the geometry of the Universe for each of the cases".
An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
Lao Tzu
Lao Tzu
Den der hadde nok satt kjepper i hjulene for de fleste ja. 
Er det viktig, kan det også deriveres
Stilig annonse:
http://www.dingz.no/php/art.php?id=392715&bid=22
(Det er forøvrig andre ikke matematisk bilder også der som er ganske bra)
http://www.dingz.no/php/art.php?id=392715&bid=22
(Det er forøvrig andre ikke matematisk bilder også der som er ganske bra)
Fry: Hey, professor. Which course do you teach?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Jeg vil ikke akkurat kalle det en vits, men siden det blitt mitt nyeste ønske for ringetone så passer det sikkert inn her:
http://www.vvc.edu/ph/TonerS/mathpi.html
http://www.vvc.edu/ph/TonerS/mathpi.html
Denne er tørr, men uansett:
Calculus in the Afterlife:
Two older instructors are sitting around the department lounge, talking about how much they love to teach, but hate giving exams. ``In heaven, I bet they have no exams!" says one of them. ``All the students would come to class prepared, but there would be no exams to give and grade." ``What a place," says the second. ``Hey, let's make a pact. Whoever dies first comes back and tells the other what it's like to teach calculus in heaven ." ``Sounds good," says the first. A week later the first instructor slips on a discarded pocket protector and leaves this world. That night, while the second instructor is sleeping, the first one comes to visit him in a dream. ``So, what's it like?" asks the second. ``Well, I have good news and bad news," says the first. ``The good news is that there is calculus teaching in heaven, and I have to tell you, the students are fantastic. Enthusiastic. Attentive. It's a dream come true. And no exams whatsoever! They don't call it heaven for nothing." ``Wow, that sounds great," says the second. ``What's the bad news?" The first shrugs. ``You're teaching on Monday."
Calculus in the Afterlife:
Two older instructors are sitting around the department lounge, talking about how much they love to teach, but hate giving exams. ``In heaven, I bet they have no exams!" says one of them. ``All the students would come to class prepared, but there would be no exams to give and grade." ``What a place," says the second. ``Hey, let's make a pact. Whoever dies first comes back and tells the other what it's like to teach calculus in heaven ." ``Sounds good," says the first. A week later the first instructor slips on a discarded pocket protector and leaves this world. That night, while the second instructor is sleeping, the first one comes to visit him in a dream. ``So, what's it like?" asks the second. ``Well, I have good news and bad news," says the first. ``The good news is that there is calculus teaching in heaven, and I have to tell you, the students are fantastic. Enthusiastic. Attentive. It's a dream come true. And no exams whatsoever! They don't call it heaven for nothing." ``Wow, that sounds great," says the second. ``What's the bad news?" The first shrugs. ``You're teaching on Monday."
Øver du til eksamen i matematikk? Se eksamensoppgaver med løsningsforslag.
Vil du ha egen webside, se her for å lage hjemmeside.
Vil du ha egen webside, se her for å lage hjemmeside.
Her er det noen fine:
http://haha.nu/funny/funny-math/
http://haha.nu/funny/funny-math/
Fry: Hey, professor. Which course do you teach?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Ikke direkte matterelatert, men de fleste vet nok om linux til å le av denne:
Theorem: a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.
Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
Pent "bevis"
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.
Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
Pent "bevis"
Fry: Hey, professor. Which course do you teach?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Dette er vel kanskje en klassiker, men er verdt å meddele de som ikke har sett den før. Den er knakende god 
(Selv om vitsen er delvis feil, så er allikevel konseptet fantastisk)
http://mgccl.com/2008/02/21/a-mathemati ... limit-joke
(Selv om vitsen er delvis feil, så er allikevel konseptet fantastisk)
http://mgccl.com/2008/02/21/a-mathemati ... limit-joke
Fry: Hey, professor. Which course do you teach?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Mathematics in quantum neutrino fields. I chose the name myself to scare away any students.